"Why shouldn't I move? Am I the statue of liberty?"
-Sattam Baba, after being accused of being the mafia in a game. the accusation was that the person next to Baba felt him move when the mafias were called.

This New Year

Message from Baba at midnight -

"Oye, happy new year. Thought it might b difficult for u 2 hear me over da disco music, thus a message in stead of a call, u understand of course..."

My reply -

"What disco? Am eating maggi at home."

Reply from Baba -

"Cheers! Maggi... sign of things 2 come 4 da new year maybe."

Gyan

"Dont say Baba. It sounds orange and old"
-Sattam Baba

For further explanation, contact the speaker himself.

Sattam Baba Speaks

"Tahole Scandinavia teo aranya achhe"
[translate that for yourself]

Context: Senjuti singing some random song where a line went: "tumi kothay achho aranya?" [Aranya, where are you?"] at which point yours truly says that she has a friend named Aranya who lives in Scandinavia.

Via Sms

"Great men show mercy upon novices nd leave da path open 4 new stars. But then, da united efforts of all stars sink 2 da grandure of da sun, da father. Welcome 2 Roger Fedrer."

- Sattam Baba on, well, Roger Federer.