The Deep Blue Baba!

And now baba takes the same quiz himself. He apparently is the deep ocean. He comments,
"Don't jump into me unless you know how to swim." But ofcourse!

baba and the incorrigible butterflies.

I took this quiz on facebook "What does your mind look like?" and the result was "A flower garden.", to which baba replied "A flower garden with too many incorrigible butterflies flying all over the place" haw. :O

Why Baba doesn't like REVOLUTION

Baba's Which ENGLISH WORD are you? quiz result was REVOLUTION

Baba was not too pleased however. According to him...

Ah, but you people forget that revolution also means circular motion around a certain object and I definitely wudn't like to be that!

Indeed Baba, we had forgotten that aspect of Revolution!

Baba on Booze

As usual, I am taking one Facebook quiz after another. I take a "What liquor are you" quiz and post it. And then, Baba's brilliance burns bright...



Notice how he refuses to accept his Babahood. Also how he retorts in verse.

Baba's SMS.

A few days back, Baba gave me a blank dvd to write some films for him.
He just sent me a message with the names of the films he wanted.
I have just changed the order of the films, for obvious comedic reasons.

Before sunrise, prince caspian,
across the universe, the reader, if space then da dark knight,
da spurious lace of benjamin butt.

do not ask me how a typo like that is possible.
i told you he wanted to smack that guy's ass in the OAT the other day.

Baba Hits Facebook

New status message from Baba:

Sattam Ghosh : booooooooooooring!

Priyanka Kumar at 22:17 on 02 April

what is?

Sattam Ghosh at 22:20 on 02 April

er...watever is written beneath it in ur home page I suppose. Its a random something. Actually everything is boring now...thats the point. Not a particularly pointed point though, so no offense to those activities reported below the status report.

Sattam Ghosh at 22:21 on 02 April

u do see the utility of using so many Os though. Its 'boo'ing the and saying its boring at the same time

Sambit Dattachaudhuri at 22:25 on 02 April

ohmygod.
sattam, shut up.

Sattam Ghosh at 22:27 on 02 April

when did I open my mouth Sambit DC?

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Solid logic, that. Can't argue. He was typing.

Context Missing, Nevertheless

"Monkey Slap Everyone."

Smack That.

Sambit (describing how Sattam Baba, at the OAT, smacked some unknown guy on his bottom):

" 'No, this one isn't nice... no, not this one also.... arre, this is a nice ass, man!' And then he spanked it, like so" (makes appropriate gesture).

(everyone is rolling around laughing)

Sattam Baba (suddenly incensed): Is that so? Come here, I'll show you what spanking really is!

Sambit : >stunned<

mystical comment by baba:

"y does the cool cartoon look like a mischievous guy plotting something mischievous? nd y wud the simple cartoon want to wear shades nd try nd look like a cool person? hmm...these cartoons are deeply philosophical, far above my standards of understanding..."

-sattam baba reacting to one of those facebook cartoon characters tag by kalua.

Don't worry. Be happy.

"Kno of ne not too expensive pubs? Then we cud hang out around esplanade nd park street nd wash down da fatigue with drinks? or does it sound more like fantasy?"

- Sattam baba in need of refreshment on a public holiday. Via sms. Bow down to the hidden meaning in the last line, s'il vous plait.

"Why shouldn't I move? Am I the statue of liberty?"
-Sattam Baba, after being accused of being the mafia in a game. the accusation was that the person next to Baba felt him move when the mafias were called.

This New Year

Message from Baba at midnight -

"Oye, happy new year. Thought it might b difficult for u 2 hear me over da disco music, thus a message in stead of a call, u understand of course..."

My reply -

"What disco? Am eating maggi at home."

Reply from Baba -

"Cheers! Maggi... sign of things 2 come 4 da new year maybe."

Gyan

"Dont say Baba. It sounds orange and old"
-Sattam Baba

For further explanation, contact the speaker himself.

Sattam Baba Speaks

"Tahole Scandinavia teo aranya achhe"
[translate that for yourself]

Context: Senjuti singing some random song where a line went: "tumi kothay achho aranya?" [Aranya, where are you?"] at which point yours truly says that she has a friend named Aranya who lives in Scandinavia.

Via Sms

"Great men show mercy upon novices nd leave da path open 4 new stars. But then, da united efforts of all stars sink 2 da grandure of da sun, da father. Welcome 2 Roger Fedrer."

- Sattam Baba on, well, Roger Federer.